Did you know that it is possible to run out of genocide documentaries on Netflix? — Maria Bamford (via littlequeentrashmouth)

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tardispectre:

Had some transcendental Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream Monday afternoon. There is me before eating it and me after. We are not the same person.

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seinaet:

Yes, I had one of those steam-powered computers, and the screen had done something to the script. It had transmogrified into hieroglyphs, into just [bleep bleurgh]. Not words; not anything that I could recognise, just funny shapes. I got the bloke round, the computer bloke round and he couldn’t work it out.

QI Series F Episode 11

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gruenkariert:

This has to be back on my Tumblr.

gruenkariert:

This has to be back on my Tumblr.

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johnmartz:

My favourite piece from this year’s TD Summer Reading Club. This is the centrefold poster in the program’s magazine, designed to showcase not only all the characters, but the different types of activities central to this year’s Making theme: art, music, crafts, textiles, building, inventions, electronics, photography, gardening, cooking, and of course, reading.

johnmartz:

My favourite piece from this year’s TD Summer Reading Club. This is the centrefold poster in the program’s magazine, designed to showcase not only all the characters, but the different types of activities central to this year’s Making theme: art, music, crafts, textiles, building, inventions, electronics, photography, gardening, cooking, and of course, reading.

sevendeadlyfun:

blue-author:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

Eldritch Lolita.

…I would if I could.

museum hippie - I can get behind this. 

mermaid punk, I know some of those. I can only aspire to such an aesthetic.

zekewilliams:

ridesabike:

Elaine Stritch rests her bike, reads a note, almost causes a riot.      
NEW YORK, June 26—TOLD TO KEEP HER SHIRT ON – Blonde Elaine Stritch, understudy to Ethel Merman in the Broadway hit, “Call Me Madam,” wears halter and shorts which cause her arrest in Central Park. Today she was fined $1 and told by Magistrate Emilio Jones, “A beautiful girl like you could cause a small riot and cause a large crowd to collect by removing your shirt.” “Well,” she replied, “I was there all day and nothing happened.” (AP, 1951)

RIP

zekewilliams:

ridesabike:

Elaine Stritch rests her bike, reads a note, almost causes a riot.      

NEW YORK, June 26—TOLD TO KEEP HER SHIRT ON – Blonde Elaine Stritch, understudy to Ethel Merman in the Broadway hit, “Call Me Madam,” wears halter and shorts which cause her arrest in Central Park. Today she was fined $1 and told by Magistrate Emilio Jones, “A beautiful girl like you could cause a small riot and cause a large crowd to collect by removing your shirt.” “Well,” she replied, “I was there all day and nothing happened.” (AP, 1951)

RIP

Their watermelons are 27 bucks? What currency are we talking about? That’s not a great deal.

Their watermelons are 27 bucks? What currency are we talking about? That’s not a great deal.

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violentdeke:

I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes

violentdeke:

I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes

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